The Deer, Now Blinded, Stumbles Into A Ravine

Hellooo!
Heavens to betsy, who's getting excited for Winter? I. Am. I flipping love Winter. I've got no time for September, constantly not sure if I should wear a jumper or jeans and then it looks cold but it's actually hot, or vice versa. Multiple wardrobe calamities. Calamities...? Calamitii?Anyway, it's starting to get a bit chilly, we had a fire the other night it was that cold. But I don't think the situation is helped by the gaping hole in our hallway wall (YES it's still freaking there). 

Look at lovely wintry Malmesbury

This week has also been super Country-Living-esque in that I helped my mother make cider. It. Was. Awesome. We started off mashing up the apples with a huge hammer. I'm talking ginormous. Sledgehammer territory. But the apples weren't getting smashed enough so we put them in a blender. It was SO fun! Again, I took loads of great pictures but my bluetooth just doesn't seem to exist any more, it's so annoyinggg. Just imagine a little barrel with a big red stick in the top that you use to twist the top down super tight so all the apple juice gets crushed out a little tap. ALSO, had the worst experience with the first apple I picked up - there was a little gross bit so I cut it out and there was a LIVE. INSECT. living inside and it crawled out. I freaked out. Threw the apple, ran away. Urgh, even thinking about it is the worst, I feel like it's on me. 


AND NOW, on with the show!


ONE. 
I just have to pay homage to Bill Bailey. We watched his Part Troll DVD the other night and I rediscovered so many hilarious jokes. The man's a genius. This is the best bit of the whole show, you will love it. We went to see him a few years ago, it was so amaze. 



TWO.
I am so into Strictly at the moment, I know I posted about it before, but this series is sooo good! It's so good when there's someone on it that you hate. I mean..having a favourite is great and everything but the favourites are usually everyone's favourite which means they'll always get voted for so there's no point getting all invested in liking someone. You should get invested in disliking someone, it makes it way more exciting. Nancy Stupid Old Dell'Olio is still in, I can't beliiiiiieve she didn't get voted off on Sunday. There was this really weird, awkward bit after they danced where she was trying to make a joke about Bruce inviting her to his dressing room but no one got it and it was so cringe. She is so cringe! Aaah! 


THREE.
Watch this video. I'm not usually an dog-video kind of a person, they tend to irritate me coz cats are far more hilarious, so this one's not as good as the stupid cat one from a few months ago (I mean, that's the best video on the entire internet) but it is pretty good haha, mainly the voice that's done for the dog haha. 



FOUR.
I haven't stumbled for a while but spent an hour or so this morning viewing some great things. This is absolutely lovely, really beautiful but not in a lame girly way, it's accessible for people of all gender ;-)  Go and have a look for yourself


FIVE.
Goodness, it feels like those four went quickly and suddenly it's the end! This is a super girly on, soz gents. I bought some nail varnish this week from Model's Own after it was recommended by Kim on Sweet Monday, it is SO GREAT. It's quite expensive but it's so worth it, I could have got away with just one coat but two looks so much better. I bought Nude Beige and Purple Grey and they are SO beautiful. They're doing buy 3, save £3 so GO GO GO!


And so I leave you for this week. I'll leave you with a funny picture of a mouse that I rescued from Lucy which then sat right outside the door, taunting her with its continuing-aliveness.